Overweight, poorly camouflaged, white men about to converge on Juneau for rally to protect their penis extenders.

The few, the proud, the "I have to rest for a minute, I'm out of breath," the Alaska Citizens Militia

Courtesy of KTUU:  

The Juneau branch of the Alaska Citizens Militia has scheduled a rally on the steps of the state Capitol. 

The group is calling the event a ".223 day of resistance." The rally is scheduled for Feb. 23. Thom Buzard is chairman ad-hoc of the Juneau Alaska Citizens Militia. 

He says the group is holding the rally because it believes law-abiding gun owners are being penalized for the actions of criminals. 

He says he expects 300 to 400 people to attend. 

The group is a branch of the Alaska Citizens Militia, which was founded by Norm Olson. Olson described the group as confederation of smaller militias around the state. He says each branch varies in size from about 15 to 50 members. 

Alaska militia founder Norm Olson and a date.

My understanding is that Juneau is preparing for the arrival of these weekend warriors by stocking up on GI Joe Underoos, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger movies, and bottles of Cialis each with a complimentary vial of gun barrel lubricant. 

Gee 300 sexually inadequate, gun toting cowards in one of the most liberal cities in Alaska. What could possibly go wrong?

Oh, that's right. A lot could go wrong.