The position Jesus takes when it comes to gay sex. You know for those who were wondering.

To clarify Jesus's position when it comes to gay sex: Bottom. — God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 5, 2013 And that explains why he never addre...

I think I will give the final word to the great Jim Carrey tonight.

'COLD DEAD HAND' A HUGE HIT on Funny Or Die! 1.8 million views in 3days! Forcing intolerent goons everywhere to show… say.ly/Vug5tbt...

I don't know WHAT I enjoy more, watching Jim Carrey skewer the gun nuts, or watching Fox News lose their freaking minds over it.

Courtesy of Mediaite :   Conservative radio host Laura Ingraham tore into actor Jim Carrey on Tuesday after he released a parody video mock...

Jim Carrey brilliantly provides his take on the gun control debate, and skewers Charlton Heston in the process.

Cold Dead Hand with Jim Carrey from Jim Carrey Damn, that was funny! As you can imagine Carrey has already started to suffer the slin...

Your topless photo of a nineteen year old girl, for a very good reason, of the day.

The writing says: "My body belongs to me." Courtesy of Al Arabiya :   A Tunisian Salafi preacher has called for a 19-year old gir...

Favorite example of conservative infighting of the day.

So apparently Michele Malkin and Donald trump have started a Twitter battle that is pretty damn ugly, and gloriously entertaining. Mediaite ...

Young Republicans National Policy Chairman demonstrates just how out of touch they are by getting into a Twitter battle with a fake news anchor.

So over the weekend THIS was tweeted: When will the media stop talking about the politically irrelevant Sarah Palin at CPAC? I'm devotin...

Sarah Palin is always looking for attention, so this should thrill her. Right?

Sarah Palin needs to have a Super Big Gulp of STFU. — Will Ferrell (@Will___Ferrell) March 17, 2013 Will Ferrell is a VERY famous actor wit...

Unwilling to recognize that Sarah Palin has become a national joke, her few remaining defenders continue to overreact to EVERY perceived slight. While Palin eggs them on from the Twitterverse.

Okay so apparently this happened during Kobalt Tools 400 NASCAR race in Las Vegas on Sunday, as reported by the Right Wing morons at Breitba...

Sarah Palin made it into yesterday's Hardball Sideshow along with Larry "Wide Stance" Craig. Seems like a fitting place for her.

Visit NBCNews.com for breaking news , world news , and news about the economy Here is Palin's actual tweet : Victory in NYC for liberty-...

Female pundit receives death threats for appearing on Sean Hannity show and daring to suggest that educating men would stop more rapes than arming women.

Courtesy of The New Civil Rights Movement : Zerlina Maxwell, a liberal pundit and political analyst, appeared on Fox News‘ “Hannity” last w...

Sarah Palin tweets plan to sell baked good to help raise money for White House tours. I don't know which part is less believable, Sarah Palin baking, or Sarah Palin offering anybody in the White House any help.

Bake sales, anyone?I make a mean Baked Alaska,but afraid Nanny State would shut 'er down.Bolling's offer must suffice is.gd/VFv7fg —...

Right now Rand Paul is getting all kinds of support and attention for his filibuster yesterday, but I bet this is one person whose support he would like to ignore.

Proud to #standwithrand since 2009. GOP, we need more courage like this! — Sarah Palin (@SarahPalinUSA) March 7, 2013 You know it is not a...

Translation: I want to undermine the public education system, and eliminate teacher's unions, while appearing to empower Alaska parents.

I support letting Alaskans decide whether parents can use state funds to put their children in schools they deem best. #AKLeg — Gov. Sean Pa...

Vote Sarah Palin 2016 SuperPAC receives mysterious donation of 5 million UK pounds sterling. WTF? Update!

"For Me???" Somebody sent me a link to this tweet earlier today. Vote Sarah Palin 2016 superPAC strangely says it has received a d...

Who would think that Bible stories belong on the History channel? Oh yeah, what was I thinking?

This Sunday, tune in to @ history at 8/7c for the premiere of @ bibleseries - produced by my friends @ markburnetttv & @ realromadown...

So apparently Sarah Palin was drunk tweeting last night.

More asinine Winning the Future(WTF) bs tactics from DC: Dem says sequester may cost 170 million jobs.Hey skookums media, check on that, eh?...

Feds and media debunk Sarah Palin's claim that the government is "stockpiling bullets."

Courtesy of Politico :   The feds say Sarah Palin is firing blanks with her claim that the government is “stockpiling bullets” for potentia...

Sarah Palin takes to Twitter to attack Democrats. Democrats respond with both a "ho" and a "hum." Update!

America's sick & tired of yet more ginned up crisis. DC: Grow up. Get to work. Go around lefty obstructionists then get out of worke...

There has been another sighting of the Lunatic from Lake Lucille.

A friend met @ sarahpalinusa today - I am so envious! twitter.com/ReidMeRude/sta… — Rude Girl (@ReidMeRude) February 10, 2013 It has been a...