Shameful secrets in Ashley Judd's past might put an end to political aspirations. According to the Right Wing of course.

That's right the great progressive hope of Kentucky has a skeleton in her closet that could derail her  future political aspirations. A once mullet sporting, pop singer skeleton named Michael Bolton.

Oh the shame!

And of course the Right Wing media is quick to make political hay with this terrible discovery:  

But could this one little-known yet damaging fact about her past ruin any chance at a United States Senate seat she may have? 

In her 2011 memoir “All That is Bitter and Sweet,” Judd writes that she dated singer ”no-talent ass clown” Michael Bolton for six weeks. Yes, that Michael Bolton. 

Judd writes that even though the two dated for a short time, she said the singer “made a poignant impression on my life.” She probably shouldn’t have admitted that. BUT SHE DID.

It sort of appears that the Daily Caller is being a little tongue in cheek with their article concerning Bolton, however they are less flippant when discussing other things that Judd has revealed:  

We are used to knowing just about everything there is to know about serious political candidates. But will Judd be the first potential senator who has — literally — nothing left to show us? 

The actress has bared her breasts in several films and has had some raunchy sex scenes in others. 

According to MrSkin.com, which bills itself as “the largest free nude celebrity movie archive,” Judd has flashed just about everything on-screen. 

So Ashley Judd is a liberal intelligent female who once dated a multimillionaire pop star, often showed her boobs on camera, and is destined to destroy Mitch McConnell in the 2014 election.  

I certainly hope she announces her campaign soon, so I know where to send my donations.